The Full Monty

1:23:01

DAVE:
Listen, if we're doing this...

1:23:03

then just this once,
we're doing it right.

1:23:07

Now come on.

1:23:10

ALAN: All right, come on.
Put your hands together...

1:23:12

and welcome
Mr. Dave Horsefall.

1:23:16

[Women screaming]

1:23:24

DAVE: OK, ladies and gents...

1:23:26

MAN: Get off, chubby!

1:23:27

DAVE: And you buggers
up the back there.

1:23:29

MAN: Get on with it!

1:23:30

All right.
yeah, we may not be young...

1:23:32

we may not be pretty,
we may not be right good...

1:23:35

but we're here...

1:23:37

we're live,
and for one night only...

1:23:39

we're going
for the full monty!

1:23:41

[Cheering]

1:23:44

NATHAN: you can't miss it.
Not after everything.

1:23:47

GERALD: Come on, Gaz. Hurry up.

1:23:49

GAZ: I'm sorry, lads.

1:23:53

Good luck, eh?

1:23:59

[Music begins playing]

1:24:10

TOM JONES SINGING: Huh!

1:24:22

Baby, take off your coat

1:24:26

NATHAN: I'm gonna get really
annoyed with you in a minute.

1:24:29

They're cheering out there.
you did that.

1:24:31

Now get out there
and do your stuff.

1:24:34

GAZ: God! Is there anyone
I don't get bollocked by?

1:24:36

NATHAN: Out!

1:24:39

TOM JONES SINGING: Why don't you
take off your shoes?

1:24:45

Baby, take off your dress

1:24:50

yes

1:24:52

yes, yes

1:24:53

MANDY: Go on, Gaz!

1:24:55

TOM JONES SINGING:
you can leave your hat on