:05:01
If you liked Notes From Underground,
you'll love The ldiot.
:05:05
Great.
Thanks for the tip.
:05:10
The ldiot !
:05:13
[ Boy ]
I'm in love with Libbets Casey.
:05:16
Oh, come on. She's a poor little rich
girl. Check out the jeans and fur look.
:05:19
And get a load of this: like, her mom
and stepdad and stepsisters...
:05:23
are going to Switzerland
to ski over Thanksgiving break
and they didn't invite her.
:05:27
- How do you know this shit ?
- They did it last year too.
It's traditional or something.
:05:32
They've got this humongoid place
in New York and she just holes
up there with a wad of cash.
:05:38
You think Francis is going
to beat me to the punch here ?
:05:41
Since he sleeps with every girl
you ever show an interest in,
:05:45
why don't you just keep your
Libbets fixation a secret from him ?
:05:50
You already told him.
[ Scoffs ]
:05:53
[ Bluesy Rock ]
:05:57
I hope you changed the water
in that bong from last night.
:06:01
The water, as you call it, is a special
mixture of amaretto and brandy...
:06:06
blended for just the exact
chemical interaction...
:06:09
with the last
of our precious Thai stick.
:06:11
Give me your dirty love
:06:15
[ Continues ]
:06:18
- [ Coughs ]
- Oh-whoa-whoa ! Waste not,
Master Hood. That was 20 for the bag.
:06:22
[ Continues Coughing ]
Oh.
:06:26
I've been thinkin', Francis.
:06:28
You know, you are
one drug-addled elitist freak.
:06:33
And when the revolution comes I do not
want to be lined up with you and shot...
:06:37
because you are fuckin' ripe
for political reeducation--
:06:41
- you know, like in the fields.
- Let me enlighten you
about something here.
:06:45
You and I exist on two opposite sides
of a great existential divide,
:06:49
that being your pathetic
virginity on the one hand...
:06:51
and my astonishing number
of sexual conquests on the other.
:06:55
- You're simply jealous.
- [ Knocking ] Hood, telephone.
:06:59
And remember: With your erogenous
zones lubricated with the mighty herb,