:44:00
I said, "Well, what's the matter?
Is he hurt or what?"
:44:03
They said,
"No. He happens to be wearing
:44:05
his Star Trek uniform
:44:07
and his pointed Spock
ears and full makeup,
:44:09
and I don't think this is
:44:11
the right attire for him
to wear at school."
:44:14
It's a Catholic--
It was a Catholic school, too.
:44:16
They made me come and pick him up,
which I thought was pretty funny
:44:19
and it took him years
before he really could comprehend
:44:21
that he wasn't supposed
to go to school like that,
:44:23
but that's the way life is
when you're 6 years old.
:44:26
Yeah, I was supposed to be wearing
my plaid pants and tie.
:44:29
- Another interesting thing that--
- [Telephone Rings]
:44:30
Oh, for God's sakes!
I'll get that. I'll get that.
:44:33
Hello.
:44:35
Peter, this is the worst time
you could have called!
:44:38
Go away! OK, bye.
:44:40
Ha ha ha!
:44:42
Around this entire section here,
:44:46
we have my collection
:44:48
of autographed Star Trek
action figures,
:44:51
and over here
I have the collection
:44:54
of the 4 captains.
:44:55
This Sisko here
might look a bit messy
:44:58
because I shaved it
with an X-Acto knife
:45:01
because of his new look
this season
:45:03
and painted on a goatee
with model paint.
:45:05
Over here I put up
somewhat of a chart
:45:09
with my Datas
illustrating the evolution
:45:11
of the uniforms
in the past few years.
:45:14
We start out here with Data
:45:16
in the first/second season
lycra jumpsuit,
:45:19
which I heard caused
the male actors back problems;
:45:22
then the third
through seventh season
:45:25
two-piece uniform,
:45:27
and then the Generations
jumpsuit version
:45:31
and now the gray-shouldered
First Contact garbs,
:45:35
which of course
I am wearing now.
:45:38
Man: I normally
dress up as Data.
:45:40
One lady thought that I was Data
and came up to me,
:45:42
and she had her baby,
and she kept--she was like,
:45:45
"Will you--Will you
touch my baby?"
:45:47
I've been asked
to bless people...
:45:49
One wanted me to sign
the interior of his car--
:45:53
To marry people...
:45:54
"Oh, wow! He touched my baby!
He touched my baby!"
:45:57
Then she runs off
screaming in the halls.
:45:59
One wanted me to help him
ease his way into death.