Wag the Dog
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Good night and God bless.
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Trump that, Senator Neal,
you Howdy-Doody-looking vontz.

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As we reported earlier, U.S.
Serviceman Willie Schumann...

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remains missing behind
enemy lines...

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lt's all thinking ahead.
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That's what producing is.
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lt's like being a plumber.
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Do your job right,
nobody should notice.

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When you fuck up,
everything gets full of shit.

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...symbol of
the military team...

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Sergeant William Schumann,
the "Old Shoe."

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Let's line up the president
for the Peace Prize.

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Our job ends on election day.
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Come on.
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Just for the symmetry
of the thing?

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That's right.
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lf Kissinger can win
the Peace Prize...

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l wouldn't be surprised
if l'd won the Preakness.

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But our guy did bring peace.
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But there wasn't a war.
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All the greater accomplishment.
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Where's the money--
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where's the tie-in
with throwing away shoes?

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Who pays you for that?
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You throw away shoes.
What are you gonna do?

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Buy new ones.
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We have some powerful
new friends...

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at the lnternational Association
of Shoe Manufacturers.

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You guys sure get around.
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Fad King is my hero.
Want to go first?

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Sure.
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Attaboy.
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History, Connie.
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Those are ratty shoes.
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That's why
we're flinging them away.

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You want to try some?
Go ahead.

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Attaboy.
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Do it again.
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Go ahead. Have a ball.
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Watch this.

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