1:05:00
Here it is. Artist's rendering
of the memorial.
1:05:02
The memorial?
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That's the memorial
of the fallen.
1:05:06
Of the Albanian campaign.
1:05:08
-Lovely.
-lt's better than lovely.
1:05:10
This guy made a deal
with Governor Kneehigh--
1:05:12
Senator Leahy.
1:05:13
You should see the granite
you have to put in this thing.
1:05:16
Got a site picked out
and everything.
1:05:18
The beauty part is...
1:05:20
guess who retains
the merchandising rights.
1:05:22
Show him the clock?
1:05:24
Got it as a clock.
1:05:25
Lovely.
1:05:27
-Let's go.
-When's Schumann coming back?
1:05:29
Getting him right now.
1:05:31
l need his neck size.
1:05:33
l think it's 17 1/2.
1:05:34
Thinking 17 1/2
is not good enough.
1:05:37
l'm an artist,
not a factory worker.
1:05:39
What did he eat
behind enemy lines?
1:05:41
Birds, snakes.
1:05:43
Bullshit. He ate
tiny cheeseburgers in tin foil.
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Pull a string,
they heat themselves.
1:05:48
We call Burger King,
Johnny Rockets.
1:05:50
We get the Shoe Burger
with cheese and 303 sauce...
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"Behind enemy lines or anytime."
1:05:55
That's the slogan.
1:05:56
l got the copyright
on the Albanian kitten thing.
1:05:59
l'm gonna call Nike,
get Rodman to dye his hair.
1:06:01
We'll have a sneaker--
"Air Leopard."
1:06:07
...a high school
basketball game last night...
1:06:09
between Montgomery Bell
and Blair Park.
1:06:12
Students, during the game...
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in spontaneous moment
of sheer patriotism...
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threw their tennis shoes
on the court by the hundreds,
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just for the Old Shoe.
1:06:21
Bring him back.
William Schumann...
1:06:23
There's no business like it.
1:06:25
Demonstrations are springing up
all over the country...
1:06:28
as Americans
show their patriotism.
1:06:31
You ought to get them to run
that inaugural speech by me.
1:06:34
lnaugural speech?
l don't know.
1:06:36
The White House staff
won't give up that one.
1:06:38
Come on. Let me close out
the thing in style.
1:06:42
l've come to feel it's my thing.
1:06:45
You take a job, and many times,
it's just a job...
1:06:50
Hell of a ride.
1:06:52
lsn't it?
1:06:53
You take the bitter
with the sweet...
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or the sweet with the bitter.
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What's that expression?