:18:01
What do we have
that they want?
:18:03
-Freedom.
-Why would they want that?
:18:05
-Oppressed?
-Fuck freedom.
:18:09
They want to destroy
the godless Satan.
:18:12
They want to destroy
our way of life.
:18:14
All right?
:18:16
The president is in China.
:18:19
He is dealing with the dispatch
of the B-3 bomber to Albania.
:18:23
Why?
:18:27
Why? Help me.
:18:31
Geo-politically...
:18:34
We found out they have the bomb.
:18:41
-That's good.
-And...wait a second.
:18:47
The bomb's not there...
:18:49
because they'd have to have
a rocket and that shit.
:18:52
They are a bunch of wogs.
Cross that out.
:18:55
lt's a suitcase bomb.
:18:57
l didn't know l said that.
:18:59
lt's a suitcase bomb.
You don't need missiles.
:19:02
You can put a bomb
in a suitcase.
:19:06
That's good.
A suitcase bomb.
:19:08
lt's a suitcase bomb.
:19:11
When it's cooking, it's cooking.
:19:13
We're cooking, and it's in...
:19:18
Canada. All right?
:19:20
Albanian terrorists
have placed a suitcase bomb...
:19:23
in Canada in an attempt
to infiltrate it into the USA.
:19:27
-That's good.
-That's terrific.
:19:30
l'll tell you why.
lt is cost effective.
:19:32
lt's producing.
That's what it is.
:19:35
-lt's really great.
-l could tell you stories.
:19:37
Cecil B. De Mille,
The Greatest Show on Earth...
:19:40
he needs an elephant.
:19:42
l got the president on the line.
:19:45
One minute.
:19:48
Needs an elephant for a reshoot.
Know what he does?
:19:50
Ames here. Yes, sir?
:19:53
You listening?
:19:55
-Nobody's listening.
-l'm listening.
:19:57
-The suitcase bomb.
-Good title for a movie.