A Simple Plan
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:06:00
YOU GONNA START
PLAYING BIG BROTHER NOW,

:06:02
TEACH ME HOW TO
DRINK MY WHISKEY?

:06:07
HA HA HA HA.
:06:08
DID YOU EVER SEE ANYBODY
DRINK LIKE THAT BEFORE?

:06:11
NO, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH,

:06:12
I DON'T BELIEVE
I'VE EVER SEEN

:06:14
ANYBODY DRINK
LIKE THAT BEFORE.

:06:16
I DON'T--I DON'T
DRINK LIKE THAT,

:06:17
MY DAD DIDN'T
DRINK LIKE THAT.

:06:20
UH-OH.
:06:21
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE
ONE THING IN COMMON,

:06:23
ME AND HIM,
:06:24
EXCEPT MAYBE
OUR LAST NAME.

:06:25
YOU'RE MORE
LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

:06:28
THAN HE IS.
:06:30
OH! HA HA HA.
:06:32
DO--DO HIM
CROSSING THE FIELD.

:06:33
SOMEBODY ELSE
WAS HERE.

:06:35
OH, I BROUGHT THOSE.
:06:36
HA HA HA HA.
DO IT.

:06:37
HE WON'T CARE.
COME ON,

:06:38
YOU DON'T CARE,
DO YOU, HANK, HUH?

:06:39
WHEN?
:06:40
WELL...WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK, HANK?

:06:42
CROSSING THE FIELD?
:06:43
THIS IS THE ONLY DAY
WE CAN COME HERE?

:06:43
UH, CROSSING THE FIELD.
:06:45
Lou:
GET UP, GET UP!

:06:45
WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?

:06:46
DO LIKE YOU
DID THAT NIGHT,

:06:47
THE SNOW,
HE HAD...

:06:48
HEY, JACOB!
LOOK!

:06:48
IT'S JUST LIKE, UH,
SAY, WHAT WAS IT?

:06:50
OK.
:06:50
I'M WRITING
MY NAME!

:06:51
AND--AND--THE WAY
IT STARTS OUT

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HANG ON A SECOND!
:06:53
LET ME GET MRS. JOHNSON
OUT HERE!

:06:53
LIKE HE'S WALKING ACROSS, LIKE,
THAT FUCKING, LIKE, UH,

:06:56
LIKE HE'S A QUAIL
OR SOME SHIT.

:06:56
I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
:06:58
HEY! HA HA HA HA.
:06:59
HA HA HA HA.
:07:00
HEY, GUYS, COME ON,
YOU KNOW--

:07:01
[CHUCKLING]
:07:01
HEY, WAIT UP,
WAIT UP.

:07:03
WAIT FOR ME.
:07:04
I--I--I'M
NOT DRESSED RIGHT.

:07:05
YOU'RE ONLY WEARING
YOUR PISSY LITTLE LOAFERS.

:07:06
[PANICKED CLUCKING]
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YOU KNOW?
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HA HA HA HA HA.
:07:10
DO HIM WHEN--
DO HIM WHEN

:07:12
THE CROW
FLIES OUT

:07:13
AND--AND PECKS
HIM IN THE HEAD.

:07:15
THAT'S GOOD.
:07:16
NO, THAT'S FUCKED UP.
:07:18
IT'S LIKE--
THAT WAS LIKE...

:07:19
Lou: YOU KNOW WHAT
THE GUY SAYS?

:07:21
HA HA HA HA.
:07:22
Jacob: SAYS IT'S
THE CROCK POT--

:07:22
YOU KNOW...
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THE FUCKING THING
WASN'T ELECTRIC, SHIT.

:07:24
OR, UH, CROCK BOX?
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NO, NO.
PAY ATTENTION NOW--

:07:26
HA HA HA HA.
:07:27
OH, NO, THAT'S
THE PREACHER, SEE?

:07:28
YOU KNOW,
:07:28
THIS IS THE COWBOY.
:07:29
WE SHOULDN'T--
WE SHOULDN'T EVER

:07:30
YEAH.
HE SAYS "MOO."

:07:31
LET HIM KEEP THAT MONEY.
:07:31
NO, NO. IT'S THE GUY
STANDING BY THE ROAD.

:07:32
HA HA HA HA.
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NO, I'M NOT SHITTING.
:07:34
HE SAYS, "WHY, OFFICER,
IT'S JUST A PINE APPLE."

:07:36
WE SHOULDN'T--WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE DONE THAT.

:07:38
WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER
LET HIM KEEP THAT MONEY.

:07:38
HA HA HA!
HA HA!

:07:40
LOOK HOW HE'S
LOOKING AT US,

:07:40
YOU GET IT?
YEAH.

:07:41
LIKE HE'S FUCKING BETTER
AND EVERYTHING.

:07:42
WELL, MR. ACCOUNTANT
DOESN'T GET IT.

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LIKE--LIKE--LIKE
YOU OWN US OR SOMETHING.

:07:45
HA HA HA HA...
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I THINK WE'VE ALL
HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK.

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LOOK OUT!
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LET'S CALL IT A NIGHT.
:07:48
YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THE
MONEY AND SHIT, YOU KNOW.

:07:48
SHIT!
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LET'S ALL GO HOME.
:07:51
THAT'S WHAT--THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANTED, WASN'T IT, HANK?

:07:52
YOU OK, BABY?
:07:53
YOU WANTED ME
TO PICK SIDES.

:07:53
GO ON, GET OUT!
:07:55
[ARF ARF]
:07:55
ISN'T THAT
WHAT YOU SAID?

:07:55
LOOK AT THAT,
MAN!

:07:58
MY TRUCK.
:07:59
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?


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