Apt Pupil

Invite him over here.
Daddy and I still want to meet him.

The policeman said:
"Mr. Denker, if you can't see
the road, you shouldn't be driving.

"How many fingers am I holding up?
I said,
"Well now, officer, let me guess."

That was the end of my driving
in America. I take the bus.

I'm now in a wheelchair, but
my sight is not what it used to be.

That's a white-tailed buck.
- We used to live in Carolina.
- Dick shot that seven years ago.

Your grandson never told me
he came from a family of hunters.

- Todd never took a shine to guns.
- No, he's good at other things.

- Baseball is Todd's game.
- Arthur, you want a cigar?

I'll have one of my cigarettes.
Where are they?

Let me help you with that.
Your generosity humbles me.
Thank you for an enchanting evening.

Arthur, can I ask you
a personal question?

What did you do during the war?
I was in the reserves,
as were most young men, Victor.

My poor eyesight
kept me out of combat, thank God.

I spent most of the war
washing hospital linen.