:10:00
We're movin' the Hubble!
:10:08
[ Man ]
It's enormous.
:10:09
This is the anomaly at 1643.
:10:14
Here is the anomaly at 1658,
:10:18
and here is the anomaly at 1700.
:10:22
Enough with this anomaly horseshit!
:10:24
- What is this thing?
- It's an asteroid, sir.
:10:28
How big are we talking?
:10:30
Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion--
:10:33
- It's the size of Texas, Mr President.
- Y-Yes, sir.
:10:36
Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
:10:38
Well, our object collision
budget's a million dollars.
:10:40
That allows us to track
about three percent of the sky.
:10:42
And begging your pardon, sir,
it's a big-ass sky.
:10:44
- And the ones this morning ?
- Those are nothing. They're
the size of basketballs...
:10:48
and Volkswagens,
things like that.
:10:50
- Is this going to hit us ?
- We're efforting that
as we speak, sir.
:10:54
- What kind of damage are we--
- Damage?
:10:58
Total, sir.
:11:00
It's what we call a global killer.
:11:02
The end of mankind.
:11:05
Doesn't matter where it hits.
:11:07
Nothing would survive.
Not even bacteria.
:11:09
My God. What do we do ?
:11:13
[ Groaning ]
:11:21
We have 18 days before it hits Earth.
:11:34
- [ Man ] Have mercy.
- Rise and shine!
:11:37
[ Yelling ]
:11:39
Stop the drilling!
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
:11:42
Fore!
:11:45
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
:11:47
- Hey!
- Hey, that was close!
:11:50
[ Chuckling ]
:11:52
I give you 50,000 a year in donations.
:11:56
- What do you think they're
so mad about, Chick?
- Well, I think they feel...
:11:59
that drilling for oil
is an evil thing.