:31:01
wait for this big rock
to crash into it...
:31:04
and kill everything
and everybody we know.
:31:08
The United States government
just asked us to save the world.
:31:12
- Anybody wanna say no?
- Twenty years.
:31:15
Haven't turned you down once.
I'm not about to start now.
:31:20
I'm there.
:31:22
- Guess I can't let you
go up there alone.
- I'm with you.
:31:26
I mean, this is-- this is historic.
:31:30
Guys, this is like
deep blue hero stuff.
:31:32
Of course I'm in.
:31:33
While I don't share
his enthusiasm, you know me.
:31:38
Beam me up, Scotty.
:31:41
- You all right, Max?
- I-l don't-- I-l don't--
:31:46
Whatever you think.
:31:48
- What about you?
- I'm in.
:31:52
All right, then.
:31:55
We go.
:31:57
I don't mean to be
the materialistic weasel of this group,
:32:01
but you think we'll get
hazard pay out of this?
:32:03
If you're trying to make me feel better
about this scenario, give it up.
:32:05
To tell you the truth, I'm kind
of encouraged. This guy Chick here...
:32:08
was an Air Force commando for six years.
:32:10
We got robbery, assault,
arrest, resisting arrest.
:32:13
We got a collection agent
for the mob. Two of these guys
have done serious time.
:32:16
-Look, they're the best at what they do.
-So am l.
:32:18
And I'm not so optimistic.
:32:20
We spend $250 billion
a year on defence.
:32:23
And here we are. The fate
of the planet is in the hands...
:32:26
of a bunch of retards
I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
:32:33
- So what's the verdict?
- They'll do it.
They've made a few requests though.
:32:37
- Such as?
- [ Papers Rustling ]
:32:41
Just a few things here.
:32:46
Nothing really big.
Just-- Well, as an example--
:32:50
Uh, Oscar here's got some
outstanding parking tickets.
Wants 'em wiped off his record.
:32:55
Fifty-six tickets in seven states.
:32:57
- I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it.
- Okay.
:32:59
Uh, Noonan's got two women friends...