Armageddon
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1:46:02
- [ Lev ] Oh, boy.
- [ A.J. ] This is great.

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We just happen to run into
the Grand Canyon on the asteroid?

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I told you, you took
a wrong way, a wrong road.

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[ A.J. ] What-What road?
Do you see any roads around here?

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[ Lev ] You know what? I do not have
much pleasure being near God's ear.

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But you think this is
looking good, or what?

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Lev, why don't you just do humanity
a favour and just shut the hell up?

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Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
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No, I never saw Star Wars.
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All right. Doin' a good job.
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- Give me a depth reading, Max.
- We're 150 feet, Harry.

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** [ Humming "William Tell Overture" ]
Yee-ha !

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Ride 'em, cowboy!
Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay!

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Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
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I was doin' that guy
from that movie, you know,

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Slim Pickens, where he rides it
all the way in-- the nuclear warhead.

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- Now.
- Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?

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We got 700 feet of hole
to dig, Rockhound.

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All right. Just-Just wanted to feel
the power between my legs, brother.

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Hey, Sharp.
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[ Chanting ]
No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!

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You got any more bullets
in that gun, Sharp?

1:47:20
[ A.J. ] What did Watts
tell you, Bear? lf she kicked you
in the balls, you'd keep floating.

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- Yeah.
- [ Engine Roaring ]

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[ A.J. ] We turn the thrusters off,
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we jump this thing,
we float right over it.

1:47:30
Go over it again, Lev.
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- Throw the jet thrusters off
exactly when we jump.
- Okay.

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And then we're gonna put them on,
and we gonna go down nice and slow.

1:47:40
- That's it. That's it, baby. That's it.
- Is this gonna work?

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- I don't know.
- Lev, you know what, just lie to me.

1:47:47
Let's say 50-50-- No. More like, uh--
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Iike 70-30 or 80-20.
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But you know what? lf it works, the two
of you gonna be heroes, just like me.

1:47:58
Screw it.
We're jumpin' over this canyon.


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