:04:00
overshadowed every athletic competition.
As the problems mounted,
:04:05
the fans became less and less interested.
To reverse the trend,
:04:10
major sports started interleague play.
Then they tried intersports play.
:04:19
But no matter how far major sports went,
it wasn't enough
:04:23
to bring the fans back.
:04:24
The spirit of athletic competition, though,
indeed was not dead.
:04:29
Its seed merely lay dormant
in the dreams of the young.
:04:34
You know, Remer, someday
I'm gonna be a big sports star.
:04:42
You know, Remer, someday
I'm gonna own a big sports bar.
:04:46
Hurry up, Coop.
- I just gotta water the plants.
:04:54
I don't wanna be with high school losers.
:04:56
This is Brittany Kaiser's house,
and I really wanna fuck her.
:05:01
Dr. Kaiser!
:05:03
Coop and Remer.
:05:06
We graduated with Brittany.
- You graduated?
:05:10
Of course we did, cock. Beer?
:05:16
This place looks like
a "Dockers" commercial. Hey, Stef!
:05:20
Coop! Remer!
:05:22
Want a beer?
:05:24
Oh, my God! You haven't changed at all.
:05:28
Cool!
:05:29
No, it isn't.
:05:33
Cock!
:05:36
Hey, Skid Mark Steve!
You still hanging out
:05:40
and playing Nintendo?
- I'm in my 2nd year of med school
:05:43
and training for the Summer Games.
What're you two up to?
:05:48
Hanging out, playing Nintendo. Cock.
:05:56
Hi, Brittany!