:13:00
Tyler, I hear your sister's going out
with Squeak.
:13:05
Another psych-out.
- I'm not going out with his sister.
:13:08
That's the defense. - We gotta say
fucked-up shit to make 'em miss.
:13:13
Oh, right.
:13:15
Wait a minute! Why is me going out
with his sister fucked up?
:13:18
Pierce, I hear
your mom's going out with Squeak.
:13:22
Two outs!
:13:24
You're gonna own 1/12 of the rent,
the water bill, the power bill,
:13:28
the cable bill...
- Check it out! - What's that?
:13:31
A baseketball!
:13:33
You made a ball? Out of what?
:13:40
I can't believe you were fired for
not shutting off our gas for 6 weeks!
:13:44
Losing the truck pissed 'em off the most.
:13:47
You can camp out here for a while.
- This is pretty sweet!
:13:51
Does it fold out? - Yeah, a great bed!
But that's Jenkins' bed.
:13:55
Your bed's over there.
:13:58
Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I
supposed to get a chick in that?
:14:03
You couldn't get a chick if you had
$100 hanging outta your zipper.
:14:07
Yeah, I could!
- No, you're a little bitch.
:14:10
I am not!
Why am I hanging out with you guys?
:14:13
'Cause you're a piece of shit.
- I am not.
:14:16
But you're a little bitch.
:14:18
Goddam it! You rip on me 13 or
14 more times and I'm outta here.
:14:24
Whatever! I gotta show you
the scoreboard I made!
:14:28
Your place is a shit-hole anyway.
:14:35
At least I'm on the team.
:14:38
Yeah, they want me...
:14:43
Six months later
:14:45
An new driveway game has captured
the imagination of a neighborhood.
:14:50
...enjoying themselves
at the final game.
:14:53
An entire league has sprung up.
- Starting with 12 teams in June.
:14:57
Now down to just two,
including the inventors of the game.