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:57:01
And you can, too.
- Would I have quit baseketball?

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What? No! I need you
to get Coop to go along.

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He'd have to quit baseketball, too?
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Did I just fart?
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Top of the 7th.
Those cheers you're hearing

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are from the nearly 15,000 on hand
for "Anal Probe Night".

:57:33
2 outs. Remer heading for the
triple square. He's 0 for 12 tonight.

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With the exception of Coop,
the Beers are ice-cold.

:57:43
Oh, man! That doesn't even
qualify as an air ball!

:57:46
The Beers are gone
in the 7th.

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The Aliens coming up with the top
of their order, the same 3 guys

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who came up last inning.
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What the hell's going on?
You guys are lying down out there!

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I get it. You guys are pissed off.
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Why?
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You turned down Cain's offer
without talking to us.

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What do you want, dude?
- What do you think?

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We invented this game together,
but you get to control everything.

:58:20
Denslow gave me the team.
I already told Cain no.

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Denslow's happy in his worm farm...
- Dude, I'm not gonna do it.

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Do you think Shaq got rich
playing in Orlando?

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No, in college. Everybody knows that.
It's not about the money.

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It's about tradition.
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Think about the greats
who have played this game.

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It's because of them and us that I can't
bow down to a guy like Cain.

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It's easy for you. You got the team.
We got jack shit! Even Squeak's pissed!

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I never really minded...
- Shut up, bitch!

:58:52
Dude, quit thinking about yourself!
- Dude, I'm not gonna cave in!

:58:56
Dude?

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