1:13:00
Wake up, bitch. You're my best friend.
- Really? What?
1:13:04
Are we going to the zoo?
1:13:06
Fine! I don't need you. I'll get myself
a new best friend, too.
1:13:11
Go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars,
big bank accounts
1:13:15
your celebrity friends,
and your beautiful women
1:13:19
and Victoria Silvstedt,
Playmate of the Year.
1:13:24
Fuck!
1:13:25
Your life
is spinning out of control.
1:13:28
Seems the whole world
is out to get you.
1:13:33
Everything is wrong.
1:13:36
Nothing seems right.
1:13:40
There's a sinking feeling inside.
1:13:43
Even your best friend
has turned his back.
1:13:48
But you can't let it
bring you down.
1:13:51
You gotta fight.
1:13:55
'Cause you try,
but you can't let go.
1:14:00
It's when you're down
that you gotta get up.
1:14:03
Don't let 'em walk all over your face!
1:14:06
Stand up for yourself
1:14:08
and make everything right again!
1:14:12
Even if some guy's trying
to blackmail you.
1:14:14
And your girlfriend thinks
you suck.
1:14:17
It's up to you to let them know
it was some rich guy's evil plan.
1:14:23
Look out ahead,
there's a truck changing lanes.
1:14:26
You've got crumbs on your upper lip.
1:14:29
Warts on your dick aren't going away,
less you start using cream every day.
1:14:37
Ladies and gentlemen,
1:14:39
welcome to Calcutta. It is currently
95 degrees with a light drizzle.
1:14:43
We hope you enjoy your stay
in lovely Calcutta.
1:14:54
I'm in a hurry!
1:14:56
Just take me to 7-1-1...