:16:00
And you sing vita bella
:16:05
Hearts will play
Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
:16:07
Like a gay tarantella
:16:28
Oh.
I need a room for myself...
:16:30
and, uh, the, uh, wee pig.
:16:34
Huh?
:16:36
Are you crazy?
Animals in here?
:16:38
- What makes you think we take animals?
- Oh, but I...
:16:41
What kind of establishment
do you think this is? Well, it isn't.
:16:43
Am I aware of the city codes
and regulations? Yes.
:16:46
Am I one to break the law?
Absolutely not. I am very lawful.
:16:57
Are you hearing-impaired?
Go away!
:17:24
Psst!
:17:26
Psst!
:17:27
Mmm?
:17:29
- How long did you want to stay?
- I, uh... Two days.
:17:32
- Will an attic room do?
- Uh... Well, I thought you...
:17:35
That was just for the neighbors.
Heartless meanies.
:17:37
Where do they expect
these poor creatures to go?
:17:40
- Is he house-trained?
- Oh, yes. Just like you and me.
:17:46
Do we provide meals? No.
:17:48
But is there a convenience store?
Yes. Two blocks south.
:17:51
And what is the golden rule?
Never answer the front door.
:17:54
Why?
It might be an inspector.
:17:56
Mind that step.
:17:58
What happens if you need anything?