:59:01
The motherfucker had us.
:59:05
If he had just listened to me
on welfare reform in '88.
:59:09
If he just chased
not quite so much pussy.
:59:13
Could have gone all the way.
:59:15
But, hey, we still might.
:59:17
2000's wide fucking open,
but now...
:59:19
with this shit...
:59:21
we're fucked in the ass, man.
:59:23
Fucked in the ass
with our pants down.
:59:25
[ Coughs ]
:59:27
Cocksucker.
:59:28
[ Jay whistling ]
:59:36
MURPHY: Fuck.
:59:43
Hi, Larry.
:59:45
LARRY: Murphy, Murphy, Murphy.
:59:48
How the hell are you?
:59:50
MURPHY: You ever seen anything
like this?
:59:51
Let's just say
it is very unusual stuff.
:59:54
Well, I don't know what to say.
:59:56
Let's face it. I'm gonna have
to do a show on this.
1:00:00
Oh, my God, no, Larry.
1:00:03
Come on. Do you have to?
1:00:05
No. Sure you wanna handle it
like that?
1:00:07
You kidding?
The guy's on a roll.
1:00:09
They want someone like this.
1:00:11
People are sick and tired
of all this baloney.
1:00:13
I want him on my show.
1:00:14
That's exactly what I told him.
Now he's finally listening.
1:00:17
The man's got this giant vision.
We're finally getting it out.
1:00:20
I've been hammering away at him.
1:00:22
It's very gratifying
that he's listening to me.
1:00:24
It's very gratifying to me.
That's just between you and me.
1:00:27
What are we talking about?
1:00:29
ASSISTANT:
We've got Clinton tonight.
1:00:30
Bump him! Just kidding.
1:00:32
Um, how about tomorrow?
1:00:35
- Book him.
- We'll call you.
1:00:37
LARRY: Call him.
1:00:38
MURPHY:
Nobody's seen this in years.
1:00:39
LARRY: This is it.
Your boy is it.
1:00:42
MURPHY:
He's it. It's kind of historic.
1:00:44
LARRY: You've got insight.
1:00:45
MURPHY: No. You've got insight.
You're the guy that saw it.
1:00:47
LARRY: You're the one
that's been telling people.
1:00:49
PRODUCER: Senator, Mr. Weldie,
I'm sorry to say...
1:00:52
but we'll have to cancel this
for today.
1:00:54
They don't want to bump
Jerry Springer.
1:00:55
I'm sorry, folks.
That will be it.
1:00:58
CROCKETT:
Oh, fine, Senator, how are you?