Bulworth

1:11:03

Mark! No, no, no, Mark!

1:11:05

This is Jay Bulworth.

1:11:07

SECOND COP:
This is Jay Bulworth, Mark.

1:11:09

It's Senator Jay Bulworth.

1:11:10

- I don't give a--
- Senator?

1:11:12

- Senator Bulworth...
- Shit!

1:11:14

This is my partner, Mark.

1:11:16

JAY: Hi, Mark.

1:11:18

[ Jeers and laughter ]

1:11:19

MARK: What the fuck
is going on here? Sir.

1:11:22

If you get in your car, I won't
recognize you in a lineup.

1:11:26

And it'd be a good idea
to say, "I'm sorry," huh?

1:11:30

Oh, man, I waited my whole life
for this moment.

1:11:33

I'm...

1:11:35

sorry.

1:11:36

Say, "No problem, Officer."

1:11:38

BOY: Oh, fuck your mama,
you fuckin' pig cocksucker.

1:11:41

JAY:
That's good enough. Take off.

1:11:43

BOY: Stupid ass, huh?

1:11:45

[ Jeers and laughter ]

1:11:50

Wha...

1:11:54

BOY: Oh, y'all, look. L.D.

1:11:57

SECOND BOY:
L.D.! Kickin' ass, man.

1:11:58

You lookin' for Nina?

1:12:00

BOY: Open a can of whup ass!

1:12:04

CYPRESS HILL RAPPING:
Insane in the brain

1:12:06

Insane in the membrane

1:12:09

Insane in the brain

1:12:11

Insane in the membrane

1:12:12

Insane, got no brain

1:12:16

Everything's lined up,
all perfect and in sync.

1:12:19

The guy stumbles over his dick
into his greatest opportunity...

1:12:22

then decides
he might not show up.

1:12:24

You might ask,
"Why the fuck not?"

1:12:26

[ Imitates Jay ]
"I don't want to talk about it."

1:12:28

You don't wanna talk about it?
You were on a fuckin' roll.

1:12:32

PRESIDENT CLINTON:
Our commitment...

1:12:34

to carry those enduring ideals
with us...

1:12:35

will renew their promise
in a new century...

1:12:38

and a new millennium.

1:12:40

We have got...

1:12:41

We've got to balance
the federal budget.

1:12:45

FELDMAN: Wanna see me
balance a spoon on my nose?

1:12:47

CLINTON: People who like
government programs that--

1:12:51

Shit.