:30:00
Well, noticeable,
but not artificial.
:30:03
The cameras are here.
:30:05
Thank you. I'm on
"News at Noon".
:30:08
We're in the plush office
of a man called...
:30:11
"the Michelangelo
of Manhattan".
:30:13
- Ignore the camera.
- And your breasts and buttocks?
:30:16
As with the great Renaissance
sculptor...
:30:18
unsightly flesh is molded
and suctioned away...
:30:21
until only youth remains...
or the illusion of youth.
:30:26
I'm out of here. I should go.
:30:28
Outside in the waiting room,
anxious faces...
:30:32
await transmogrification
into perfection.
:30:35
We don't do penis enlargements.
We don't have the space.
:30:39
We're talking about 3 inches.
:30:42
Socialite Pinky Virdon...
:30:44
uses the VIP entrance
for the privileged few...
:30:47
who do not have to plan eons
in advance for an appointment.
:30:50
I'm not blaming you, I have to go.
:30:52
I'll tell you what.
:30:53
I'll get your coat.
:30:55
- We'll go out the side exit.
- The side exit.
:30:58
Relax, I'll be right back.
:31:00
The waiting room's here.
:31:02
Why don't you get comments
from those women?
:31:04
Don't forget the nurses.
:31:06
Sorry if we're
disturbing you.
:31:08
I got a film crew here.
:31:10
- I was just going.
- Dr Lupus said...
:31:13
He did a great job on you.
You look great.
:31:17
Are my lips too thin?
:31:19
Not for me. Whatever he
charged you, it was worth it.
:31:22
Thanks very much.
:31:24
I'm Tony Gardella.
I produce "News at Noon."
:31:29
- And you are?
- Robin Simon.
:31:31
What do you do?
:31:33
I'm a schoolteacher.
:31:34
Teacher?
:31:36
Great, so you saved your money,
invested it here and now...
:31:39
you're a knockout!
:31:41
I'm here for a consultation.
He hasn't done anything to me.
:31:44
Really?
:31:46
From the point of
view of a total stranger...
:31:49
I wouldn't change a freckle.
:31:51
Well thank you.
:31:55
"I have always depended on
the kindness of strangers."