:26:25
What do you want?
:26:27
Nothing, I don't smoke.
:26:29
Go to cIass.
:26:31
I've got Religion cIass.
:26:33
You need something ?
:26:35
A fake signature
in my absences book,
:26:38
an ink eraser to erase the "F"
in the class register.
:26:42
I got no money.
:26:44
Go back to the priest.
:26:47
WouId you like to be a Professor
instead of cleaning toilets ?
:26:51
I can make this miracle happen.
:26:54
Today is Parents' Day.
:26:56
The teachers meet the parents.
:26:59
When they've all left,
:27:02
dress up nice,
go into the teachers' room
:27:06
and be Ferraris.
:27:08
Doctor of Letters.
:27:10
My brother's coming to ask
how I'm doing in schooI.
:27:13
You have to make me look good.
:27:15
TeII him that I study,
:27:19
that I'm attentive
and that I'll be promoted in June.
:27:23
And the most important thing,
that I'm top of my cIass.
:27:27
Looks Iike a lawyer,
:27:29
smooth talker,
gift of gab, the lot...
:27:34
And if he doesn't
make Pietro look good ?
:27:37
He's from Barletta, but when he
talks, they think he's from Turin.
:27:42
You know what he'll say
to the teacher?
:27:44
"Hi Sir, how's my brother
catchin' on ?
:27:47
Is he a good student?"
:27:51
Come on, I'll do the talking.
:27:56
How much does he want for this ?
:27:58
Don't worry !
We'll come to an agreement...