:09:00
The twins.
What are their names?
:09:01
Emma and Susanna.
:09:02
They're walking
down the aisles,
:09:03
and they're dropping
rose petals,
:09:05
and everyone's
smiling at them,
:09:06
and now she's walking
down the aisle.
:09:08
Yes, and she stands
beside him.
:09:10
And the priest says,
"Dearly beloved--"
:09:12
Judge.
:09:13
The judge says,
"Blah, blah, blah.
:09:16
Sickness and health,
blah, blah, blah.
:09:17
Do you,Jason Lerner, take
Chlorine Whatchamacallit?"
:09:22
Mom, Chloe.
:09:24
What did I say?
:09:25
You said "Chlorine."
:09:27
Her name's Chloe.
:09:28
Oh.
:09:31
Well, it's still
a terrible name.
:09:34
Jason says, "Lie, lie, lie,
till death do us part,
:09:37
blah, blah, blah,"
:09:39
and she says yes,
and he says yes,
:09:40
and it's kissy, kissy, kissy,
and congratulations.
:09:48
Jenny, you now have
a new stepmother
:09:50
who is 2 years older
than you.
:09:55
The check.
:09:57
Well, anyway,
:09:58
as much as I'd like
to stay here
:09:59
and get silly
with you, Mom,
:10:01
I can't.
I gotta go.
:10:03
I know, I know, I know.
:10:06
I'm sorry about this.
:10:08
We'll get over it.
:10:10
I love you.
:10:12
I love you, too.
:10:18
Be good.
:10:25
I was with the secretary
:10:26
since he's been governor
of Connecticut.
:10:28
I came to Washington
with him.
:10:30
I moved here because I was
dedicated to his career.
:10:34
I trusted the man...
:10:36
and then he fucked me.
:10:37
He what?
:10:39
No, I didn't
have sex with him.
:10:40
I should say / didn't
have sex with him,
:10:43
but somebody sure did.
:10:45
It was about to come out,
so he resigned.
:10:47
But because I was hired from
outside the government pool,
:10:50
I don't get conveyed
to the next secretary,
:10:52
so now I'm out a job...
:10:54
Because he couldn't
keep his hands off women.