:08:01
At least that's what
the press release says.
:08:03
As your attorney,
I advise you to buy a motorcycle.
:08:06
How else can you cover
a thing like this righteously ?
:08:09
Well, we're gonna have to
drum it up on our own.
:08:13
Pure Gonzo journalism.
:08:15
[ Tires Screeching ]
:08:17
Shit !
:08:19
[ Tires Screech ]
:08:24
[ Duke ] Getting hold of the drugs
and shirts had been no problem...
:08:28
but the car and tape recorder were
not easy things to round up at 6:30...
:08:31
on a Friday afternoon
in Hollywood.
:08:33
Sounds beautiful.
Great. Hang on to it.
:08:36
Fuckin' A, the gentleman has
a major credit card !
:08:39
That's right, man. Don't take any guff
from these fucking swine.
:08:43
I just got through
saying that.
:08:45
Do you realize who the fuck
you're talking to ? Do you ?
:08:49
Be over in 30 minutes.
:08:54
[ Duke ]
We're gonna need a sound store.
:08:56
- [ Gonzo ] We won't make the nut
unless we have unlimited credit.
- We will, man.
:08:59
You Samoans
are all the same.
:09:02
You have no faith in the essential
decency of the white man's culture.
:09:07
[ Duke Narrating ]
The store was closed...
:09:09
but the salesman said
he could wait if we'd hurry.
:09:12
- [ Horns Honking ]
- [ Sirens Wailing ]
:09:14
But we were delayed en route
when the Stingray in front of us
killed a pedestrian.
:09:18
We had trouble again
with the car rental agency.
:09:21
Mr. Duke, we're all settled.
If I could get your John
Hancock, you're on your way.
:09:25
- Yeah.
- You're gonna be real careful
with this car, right ?
:09:29
Oh, yeah, man.
Of course.
:09:35
[ Tires Screech ]
:09:37
[ Panting ]
Holy smokes !
:09:40
You just backed over
a 2-foot concrete abutment,
you didn't even slow down.
:09:44
What, were you going about,
uh, oh, I don't know,
45 miles an hour backwards ?
:09:47
- There's no harm done.
- Oh ?
:09:49
I always test the transmission that way,
the rear end for stress factors.
:09:52
- Boy, this is really a nice pen, man.
- Hey, uh, listen, you--
:09:55
you fellas haven't been,
uh, drinking, have you ?
:09:58
- No. Not me.
- Oh. Well--