Half Baked
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:02:01
Not me. Oh, not us.
:02:04
We were really, really high.
:02:07
We was toe up !
:02:18
- Do you guys feel different ?
- A little.

:02:21
How 'bout you, Scarface ?
:02:26
How you doin', Kenny ? Kenny ?
:02:31
l haven't been so thirsty
in my entire life.

:02:35
Do you guys hear that ?
:02:36
Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head.
Am l goin' crazy ?

:02:42
We look at that
day as the day we met the fifth
member of our crew-- marijuana !

:02:48
- Oh, Lord, we was hooked !
:02:53
So, now we all live together
in New York.

:02:55
l myself am a master
of the custodial arts,

:02:59
or a janitor if you want
to be a dick about it.

:03:02
Anyway, l work at this lab,
Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.

:03:06
- They do pharmaceutical testing
for the government...

:03:09
and big corporations and--
:03:11
And l am
the happiest custodian alive.

:03:17
This job... sucks.
:03:23
Abba-Zabba,
:03:25
you my only friend.
:03:27
Ah, it could be worse.
l could have Scarface's job.

:03:31
- Heifer with cheese.
- You son of a bitch,
l'm right behind you !

:03:35
Turn around and ask me
for Heifer with cheese, yo !

:03:38
Why you gotta make me feel inferior
'cause l'm on the grill, B ? Damn !

:03:42
- Scarface is kind
of a hyper guy for a pothead.
- Sorry.

:03:46
Kenny is probably doin'
the best out of all of us.

:03:49
He's a kindergarten teacher
at some school downtown,

:03:52
which l know might scare a lot
of parents, seeing as how he's
a weedhead and all.

:03:56
But let me tell you, man,
that guy does wonders for those
children's self-esteem.


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