:48:00
- Good for you, man.
- Man, what did you guys do to him, yo ?
:48:04
- Nothin', man.
- Yo, Killer. Kill ! Killer, kill !
:48:09
:48:16
This weed is fantastic !
:48:23
We kept pluggin' away
with the weed deliveries,
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and we kept meetin' different kinds
of smokers, like this lady.
:48:29
- She's an ''l'm Only Creative
lf l Smoke'' smoker.
- Hi.
:48:31
She believes weed, and only weed,
brings out the artist in her.
:48:37
- Would you like to hear
some of my poetry ?
- Not really.
:48:40
You really should.
:48:44
l have killed.
l have helped kill.
:48:48
l have killed part of myself.
l cannot change this, l.
:48:53
l must seek Buddha.
l must seek Christ.
:48:58
You must seek therapy. That's what
l would go with, but that's my own--
:49:03
The MacGyver smoker
is a very handy guy to have around,
:49:07
especially when it comes
to reefer.
:49:10
Hey, man,
we're out of papers.
:49:13
All right. Then get me a toilet paper
roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
:49:17
We don't have a corkscrew.
:49:20
All right. Then get me an avocado,
an ice pick and my snorkel.
:49:24
Trust me, bro.
l've made bongs with less. Hurry up !
:49:27
- And then you got
your straight-up potheads.
- Ooh !
:49:30
You can spot these people
by their lack of motivation,
:49:33
mood swings, forgetfulness and,
of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
:49:38
l don't know
which one of these categories
we fall into, but l'll tell you this:
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We ain't no goddamn potheads.
:49:45
Hmm.
:49:47
Shit.
:49:49
Then you have
the avid nonsmoker.
:49:51
A lot of times they'll get
your number accidentally
from one of their girlfriends,
:49:55
call up and place an order
knowing they don't smoke weed...
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and request
that you personally deliver it.