:04:02
...first date.
:04:03
Oh, I just love it.
It's...
:04:06
( sighs )
:04:08
It's a collector's item.
:04:10
Yeah.
:04:13
It is pretty special.
:04:17
( sighs deeply )
:04:19
It almost makes me want
to learn how to smoke.
:04:21
( both begin to laugh )
:04:33
Hey, look at the back.
:04:37
( gasps )
Uhh.
:04:39
That's a forty-karat,
gold plated,
:04:41
inlaid base.
:04:44
Oh, Andy, I just love it.
It's...
:04:47
this really means
something to me.
:04:50
I'll always treasure it
as... a token.
:04:55
No you won't.
:05:01
'Cause this is for the girl
who loves me.
:05:05
The girl who cares about me,
for who I am.
:05:11
Not what I look like.
:05:15
I just wanted you to know
what you'd be missing.
:05:19
You think I don't
appreciate art.
:05:22
You think I don't understand
fashion.
:05:24
You think I'm not hip.
:05:27
You think I'm pathetic.
:05:29
A nerd.
:05:33
A lard-ass fatso.
:05:37
You think I'm shit.
:05:40
Well, you're wrong.
:05:44
'Cause I'm champagne.
:05:46
And you're shit!
:05:48
And till the day you die...
:05:51
you...
:05:53
not me...
:05:55
will always be shit.