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- You ain't never told me.
- I used to tell Mommy a lot of things.
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- Why you ain't never tell me?
- You haven't been around lately.
:41:06
I used to hate for Mom
to call me in to come in for dinner.
:41:10
Jesus! Jesus!
:41:13
[ Jesus ]
You're lucky my dribble's got--
:41:16
- Dusted in for the N.B.A.
- Shut up! You look like--
:41:19
- You look like a cockroach.
- Cockroach?
:41:21
Cockroach this then.
Cockroach this.
:41:24
That way. That way.
:41:29
You just can't shoot
the darn fool.
:41:32
- Ooh, shoot it? Shoot it?
- Yeah, shoot it.
:41:35
- [ Both Chattering ]
- [ Mom ] Jesus!
:41:39
- Jesus! Jesus!
- Jesus!
:41:41
Jesus, time to come in and eat.
Bring your cousin Booger with you.
:41:45
Could I just finish
one more shot, please?
:41:48
- No! I said now, and I mean it!
- Come on.
:41:51
People used to think she was
some type of religious freak,
catchin' the Holy Ghost.
:41:54
Save me, Jesus!
Save me, Jesus!
:41:56
- Just stop, Booger! That ain't funny!
- Well, it's funny to me.
:41:59
Funny to me, just like you pickin'
and eatin' your boogers all the time.
:42:03
- I don't eat my boogers!
- Yes, you do!
:42:06
Man, you never seen me
eat my boogers.
:42:08
How many you see me eat?
One, two or three?
:42:11
I came to this court by myself.
Why you gotta follow me?
:42:14
- Maybe I wanted to play with Jesus.
- Jesus!
:42:18
[ All ]
Jesus! Jesus!
:42:20
- Jesus!
- Look at that.
:42:22
Moses parted the Red Sea,
not Jesus.
:42:25
- Moses, Jesus, whatever.
- Whatever?
:42:27
Whatever.
:42:29
Everybody and their mama's running
around sayin' they're born again.
:42:32
[ Scoffs ] Especially all
these athletes and entertainers.
:42:35
They get caught smokin' crack
in the hotel with ten whores.
:42:39
All of a sudden they have a religious
experience? They find Jesus, all right.
:42:44
What's wrong with finding Jesus, huh?
What's wrong with that?
:42:47
How come you never hear Jesus being
praised in the losers' locker room then?
:42:52
- They're probably cursin'
that motherfucker out.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
:42:55
- First, number one--
- God ain't shit.
:42:57
Number one, why you gotta use
all this kinda language?