:44:02
- When I was loading the paper...
- Look! There's nothin'!
:44:06
There's not a blur,
not a face with red eyes!
:44:09
You think Debbie-Lynn
gets married every day?
:44:11
Debbie-Lynn?
Isn't this her fourth or...
:44:13
It is her fifth,
Miss High-and-Mighty,
:44:16
but they each had
very different themes.
:44:19
Now there's nothing
to show for it!
:44:21
At least I caught it before
the other ones got ruined.
:44:25
Oh, yes. You are just little
Miss Employee of the Month.
:44:28
Mr. Davis, I hope you make sure
that this never happens again,
:44:32
and I believe
you know what I mean.
:44:36
What?
:44:41
Oh, dear.
Am I gonna have to fire you?
:44:45
She'll cool off.
:44:46
It must be hard carrying around
all that hair, you know?
:44:51
Well, if she sends a bill,
I'll have to dock you, Birdee,
:44:55
for at least half.
:44:57
- I'm sorry.
- Come on.
:44:59
Let's get this back on-line.
:45:02
- Go get back on-line.
- Shut up.
:45:08
You were the first girl
I ever kissed.
:45:10
I knew that.
:45:12
Playing spin-the-bottle.
Yep.
:45:14
And you stuck
your tongue in my mouth.
:45:17
I didn't know you were supposed
to do that. I was mortified.
:45:20
Thought you were an epileptic,
:45:22
so I went home and told Mama
you had a seizure in my mouth.
:45:26
I was over the moon for you
back then, Birdee.
:45:30
- You knew that.
- No, I didn't.
:45:34
- Why didn't you say anything?
- Coward.
:45:37
- Chicken?
- Chicken, pure and simple.
:45:41
You and Bill were up here.
I was somewhere else.
:45:45
What if I'd asked you out?
:45:49
I don't know
what I would have said.
:45:51
I'm not the same person
I was back then.
:45:55
What if I asked you out now?