:57:00
It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot.
It's an expensive dog.
:57:05
-A Bolshoi.
-Borzoi.
:57:07
Whatever, whatever!
:57:09
And you found it?
:57:11
Sort of.
Listen to what happens.
:57:14
Instead of going looking for the dog,
I went to the pound.
:57:18
I take the dog home, dye him.
It looks exactly like their dog.
:57:22
Dog was a real rat, though.
:57:23
He scratched me.
But I got the job done.
:57:25
Some kind of P.I. business you got.
:57:28
Douche Ventura, pet infective.
:57:30
It's grand theft.
:57:32
With trickery, it's a felony.
:57:33
It is?
You guys are always kidding.
:57:36
I get it. Here comes
that touchy kid. I'm not here.
:57:42
Putter!
:57:43
The guy you chased in Chinatown?
:57:45
His gun matched slugs
on the bodies on the boat.
:57:48
He's your shooter.
:57:51
Guy that got away from me.
:57:52
He didn't get far.
They found him on a rooftop nearby.
:57:56
Strangled.
And pigeons ate his eyeballs.
:58:00
Cool.
:58:01
Excuse me.
:58:05
I hate these phones!
You get a call, they cut you off.
:58:09
You make a call, they cut you off!
:58:11
You know what they're doing?
They fuck you with cell phones.
:58:15
They love when you get cut off.
You know why?
:58:18
When you call back...
:58:20
...they charge you for the first
minute again at that high rate.
:58:24
If you're able to call back...
:58:26
...because the 3-hour battery
you got only lasts 20 minutes.
:58:30
If you're behind a hill, it goes....
:58:32
Or you go through a tunnel.
And they keep making it smaller!
:58:36
You know why?
So you can lose it.
:58:39
So you buy more phones.
I never lost my mother's phone!
:58:42
Take you two hours to make
a long-distance call.
:58:48
I messed up! Hang up.
Got to do it again!
:58:52
I never lost my
Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone.
:58:55
And scanners! They get your
number and call all over the world!
:58:59
Somebody took my number
and called Afghanistan!