1:51:00
Calm down. Okay?
1:51:02
Get a priest, minister, anything.
1:51:04
Go get a priest!
Goddamn it, Leo!
1:51:07
I got it. Okay.
1:51:09
Pant, pant, blow.
Remember Lamaze class?
1:51:11
Pant, blow. Come on!
1:51:15
But I want to say "I do. "
1:51:17
Here he is!
1:51:19
This is Rabbi Gelb.
1:51:20
A rabbi?
1:51:21
You said anything.
1:51:23
He'll do.
1:51:24
For what I'll do?
1:51:26
We'd like you to marry us.
Please.
1:51:29
-You're Jewish?
-Not necessarily.
1:51:30
-You got a license?
-No.
1:51:32
Please don't go!
1:51:34
She needs to hear the words
before the baby comes.
1:51:37
Are you both serious?
I don't have time for hijinks.
1:51:41
We're very serious.
1:51:42
I could do it.
It wouldn't be official.
1:51:44
I just want to hear the words.
1:51:46
What the hell! Your names?
1:51:49
I'm Martin and this is Lorna.
1:51:50
Martin and Lorna.
1:51:53
What am I doing?
How do the goyim do this?
1:51:57
Dearly beloved!
1:51:59
Dearly beloved,
marriage is a spiritual union....
1:52:04
Faster!
She's heading for the home stretch.
1:52:08
Martin, will you take
Lorna to be your wife?
1:52:10
Will you honor, love, etc...
1:52:13
-...till death do you part?
-I will.
1:52:16
Lorna, will you take Martin
to be your husband?
1:52:19
-I do.
-The same thing.
1:52:21
I pronounce you man and wife.
1:52:23
You may kiss the bride.
You already did.
1:52:25
-Let's go.
-No, wait!
1:52:27
Hold it!
1:52:29
What is it?
1:52:30
Let me have this glass!
1:52:33
No, goddamn it!
What are you doing?!
1:52:36
Talk to the hand!
I'll be right back.
1:52:39
You know how long it took me
to fill that thing? All day!
1:52:42
This is unsanitary.
What is this?
1:52:45
-Break the glass.
-I'll get piss on my shoes!
1:52:48
You got to do this!
1:52:50
Mazel tov !
1:52:53
Come back here, you little son of a bitch!
1:52:56
Pant, pant, blow.
1:52:57
Leo, please.