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You don't have to
answer if you don't want to.
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But, something happened
to me a couple weeks ago...
:17:06
and I'm still trying to figure out
if I did the right thing or not.
:17:12
I was on a plane to London.
:17:15
I was going to see Catherine,
as a matter of fact.
:17:17
J ust as we go into our descent,
I decide I have to go to the toilet.
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I go down the aisle,
but the door is locked,
:17:25
so I stand there, shooting the breeze
with one of the stewardesses.
:17:30
Finally...
:17:32
the door opens... and out
steps this good-looking girl.
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Maybe 24 or 25.
:17:41
Very pretty.
:17:43
She gives me
an odd little look,
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she edges past me and
I go into the bathroom.
:17:51
The toilet seat
and the cover are both down,
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and sitting on top
of the cover...
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is a huge turd.
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I have no idea what to do.
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If I complain to the stewardess
she'll think I did it.
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We've just had
this friendly conversation,
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and I don't want her to
think I'm that kind of person.
:18:13
That's the situation.
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Now tell me what you would
have done if you'd been me.
:18:21
I don't know...
:18:24
I would have complained,
I guess, but, I'm not sure.
:18:30
What did you do?
:18:32
Took out some paper towels
and I cleaned up the mess.
:18:36
Incredible.
:18:39
Yeah...
:18:40
Incredibly disgusting.
:18:44
I don't think I've ever
done anything that generous.
:18:49
You did an admirable thing.
:18:53
Maybe, maybe not.
:18:57
Maybe I was just being a coward.
:18:59
You know, I'm...
trying to avoid a scene.