:27:03
Uh, my ancestors sent
a little lizard to help me?
:27:08
Hey, dragon, dragon,
not lizard.
:27:11
I don't do that tongue thing.
:27:13
You're, um-
:27:15
Intimidating?
Awe inspiring?
:27:17
-Tiny.
-Of course. I'm travel size
for your convenience.
:27:21
If I was my real size,
your cow here would die of fright.
:27:24
Down, Bessie. My powers are
beyond your mortal imagination.
:27:29
For instance, my eyes can see
straight through your armor. Oooh!
:27:34
All right, that's it! Dishonor!
Dishonor on your whole family.
:27:38
Make a note of this. Dishonor on you,
dishonor on your cow, dis-
:27:41
Stop. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
:27:45
I'm just nervous.
I've never done this before.
:27:47
Then you're gonna have to trust me.
And don't you slap me no more.
:27:51
We clear on that?
All right.
:27:53
Okeydokey. Let's get this show
on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
:27:56
-Let's move it, heifer.
:28:02
Okay, this is it.
Time to show 'em your man walk.
:28:04
Shoulders back, chest high,
feet apart, head up and strut.
:28:09
Two, three-Break it down.
Hup, two, three. And work it!
:28:15
-Beautiful, isn't he?
-They're disgusting.
:28:18
No, they're men. Now, you gonna have to
act just like them, so pay attention.
:28:22
Look. This tattoo
will protect me from harm.
:28:26
Hmm.
:28:28
- I hope you can
get your money back.
:28:32
I don't think
I can do this.
:28:34
It's all attitude.
Be tough, like this guy here.
:28:37
-What are you lookin' at?
:28:40
Punch him.
It's how men say hello.
:28:44
Oh, Yao,
you've made a friend.
:28:46
Good. Now slap him on the behind.
They like that.
:28:49
Whoa-ho-ho!
:28:51
I'm gonna hit you so hard,
it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
:28:54
-Yao, relax and chant with me.