:34:08
Have 'em cleaned by lunch, Michelangelo.
:34:18
So, yeah, it's a feminist theater company.
:34:20
"Actors Without Dicks. "
:34:23
Catchy.
:34:24
There's no parts for women,
and we're doing something about it.
:34:28
- Lf that's all right with you.
- That's fine. Ladies' first.
:34:31
Absolutely.
:34:33
It's like a Diane Arbus audition in here.
:34:36
Danny, I saved you your favorite Danish pastry,
the one you like.
:34:40
- You spoil me, Clara.
- You deserve it.
:34:44
- Look at all this sugar. It's poison.
- Come on. I've only got 10 minutes.
:34:47
Anyway, the only guy we cast in the play
got a real job, so he had to leave.
:34:52
Wait a minute.
Did you just stick your tongue out at me?
:34:55
Look, Danny, this filthy semi-literate yahoo
wants to do me!
:35:00
- Dreams do come true!
- It's her medication. Karen!
:35:04
Sure, I want to.
Right now. Right here on this table.
:35:06
- I didn't mean to bother you.
- Why not?
:35:08
The way that jelly clings to your chin,
it's so sexy. Look at you!
:35:12
And that pasty white gut
cascades over your belt...
:35:16
...like water in a dream.
:35:20
- What more could a woman want?
- What, you think we don't have brains?
:35:24
I don't think you have central nervous systems.
:35:26
- Can I have one of these?
- Karen, come on.
:35:30
Karen! Excuse me.
:35:32
I work with these guys. Have some respect.
:35:34
I hate that shit!
:35:36
They think you're beautiful.
What's the big deal?
:35:38
Please! I'm a disaster.
:35:40
Look at me. I'm 29 years old.
:35:43
You know how old I'm going to be next year?
:35:46
30?
:35:48
Don't mock me.
Do you want to do the part or not?
:35:51
No. I'm sorry. I can't act.
:35:52
That doesn't stop anyone else in show business.
:35:55
Unfortunately you can't have any lines,
because you're a man.
:35:59
You stand on stage like a prop.
That shouldn't be hard for you.