1:25:03
to our failures,
the things that we fucked up on.
1:25:06
- Ellen, would you not use
that word in the house, please?
- Sorry.
1:25:08
Used the "F" word.
1:25:10
Failure isn't allowed
in the Gulden house.
1:25:13
You know, maybe-maybe
we should break tradition this year.
1:25:16
And since I've got a hell of
a good list of failures, I'll start.
1:25:18
- I think it's not a good idea.
- No, no. Come on. Come on.
- I don't think so either.
1:25:21
- I'd like to. Yeah, I'd like to.
- You'd like to.
1:25:24
Uh, lost my desk
at the magazine.
1:25:26
Uh, really fucked up
the Sullivan interview.
1:25:33
- have, uh, really ruined...
- What are you talking about?
Why didn't you say something?
1:25:35
my relationship
with my boyfriend, so...
1:25:38
- There we go. Happy New Year.
- I failed my English class
last semester...
1:25:42
I'm on academic probation,
and I got kicked off the tennis team.
1:25:46
- Happy New Year.
- Jesus Christ, Brian.
1:25:48
- I could get a tutor.
I could help you.
- What's this?
1:25:51
Mom, I got a job at
the Cambridge Racquet Club.
1:25:54
- Oh.
- And I don't wanna go back to school.
1:25:55
You got a job? That's great.
1:25:59
- lsn't it?
- Ten, nine, eight, seven...
1:26:02
- You like it?
- Yeah, I love it.
1:26:06
- That's wonderful.
That's what you should do then.
- six, five, four, three...
1:26:07
- Good God, you only live once.
- two, one... and we're into 1988!
1:26:20
The holidays seemed to take
a lot out of my mother.
1:26:23
lt was right after New Year's when
her health really started to decline.
1:26:28
And this guy in my class
was going on and on...
1:26:30
about how selfish
she was and how...
1:26:33
of course, she would leave.
1:26:35
So my professor, who's a woman, said...
1:26:38
"Anna Karenina would have left
her husband for her lover...
1:26:41
"but would never
have left her son.
1:26:43
And had Tolstoy been a woman,
he would've understood that.,,
1:26:47
- What do you think of that?
- I haven't been reading Anna Karenina.
1:26:51
No more whipping. That's enough.
Just drain the cherries.
1:26:53
You have two hours
till Brian leaves.
1:26:56
You know I wanna have his pie
ready for him when he goes.
1:26:59
I think the crust
is probably ready too.