:06:00
Hey, where are you and Lisa
gonna have the wedding?
:06:03
Well, 'course Lisa wants to get married
in the Temple in Salt Lake City, but...
:06:07
... it costs a lot of money.
I don't think I can afford it.
:06:09
Yeah, I know what you mean.
:06:10
I don't know why the Church makes it
so expensive to have a wedding there.
:06:14
Hey, don't worry. If you really
want something to happen,...
:06:17
... the heavenly Father will
probably make it happen.
:06:19
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
:06:21
Action!
:06:22
- I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
- Oh no. Help.
:06:26
No one's gonna help you now, honey!
:06:27
Somebody save me.
:06:31
Orgazmo.
:06:32
Unhand her, Jizzmaster...
:06:36
- What is that?
- The front door, stupid.
:06:39
Cut! God-damnit!
:06:42
Bilbo!
:06:43
Go see who that is and KILL them
for disrupting my shoot!!
:06:48
Okay.
:06:52
- Hi. My name's Joseph Young.
- And I'm Robert White.
:06:55
We're with the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-Day Saints.
:06:58
- Okay. Hold on a second.
- Uh...
:07:01
Uh, boss?
:07:03
Some guys from... Jesus?
:07:05
Cut off their balls!
:07:09
- I've gotta cut your balls off now.
- Huh??
:07:12
Why?
:07:14
Hehey, we can take a hint. Uh... you're not
ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
:07:20
- Hah! Come here!
- Waitwaitwait, no!
:07:38
Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.
:07:42
That oughta teach those Moonies
to stay away from my house.
:07:45
Please. I don't wanna hurt you.
:07:47
You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
:07:54
Guards! More guards!
:07:56
Uh... Just let me get my buh,
my book and go.