:10:02
I still have another week of,
of mission work to do, but...
:10:05
... well what kind of movie is it?
:10:07
It's an action... adventure... porno.
:10:12
Porno?
Like as in porno-graphic?
:10:15
Well yeah, but it's not like that.
:10:18
Oh. Oh, I don't do those,
those kind of movies.
:10:21
Look, kid. It's two days' work and
I'll give you five thousand dollars.
:10:26
Hey, you were only giving me three hundred.
:10:27
How's your finger, Chuchekchesh?
:10:29
- I think it's better. I'm ready to go.
- Yeah?
:10:33
That's certainly is a lot of money, but I'm afraid
it goes against my beliefs. Thank you, very...
:10:36
Looook, kid. You got me all wrong.
:10:40
This is not your average porno.
:10:43
This is a very touching script.
:10:45
It's a poignant story about
some very important issues.
:10:50
About other people having... intercourse?
:10:53
- Well, this is an adult film.
- Well see, I can't do that.
:10:56
All right.
Make it seven thousand dollars.
:11:00
It's very nice of you to offer
me so much money, but...
:11:02
Ten thousand.
:11:04
I can't.
See, I have a fiancée, and if she ever...
:11:07
I got it! We use a stunt cock.
:11:09
Any time there's actual penetration,
we'll bring in another penis.
:11:12
We do it all the time. All you have to concern
yourself with is the crime-fighting, and the acting.
:11:19
But see, I'd still be acting in a
pornographic movie. That's what I...
:11:22
Twenty thousand dollars.
:11:25
- 'Scuse me?
- Twenty thousand dollars. Are you crazy?!
:11:28
Twenty thousand dollars
for two days' work?
:11:31
And you don't even have to fuck.
:11:36
I... I have to think about this.
Can I think about this?
:11:39
Sure.
We start first thing Monday morning.
:11:42
Wait, I have to think about this.
:11:43
Yeah. You start at ten o'clock.
:11:46
I'm gonna think about this now.
:11:48
I don't know. He doesn't seem much
like the porno type to me, boss.
:11:51
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
:11:53
He's so prissy, wholesome.
:11:55
You watch. In a coupld of weeks,...
:11:58
... I'll make that little momma's boy
the biggest porn star in the country.