:21:02
Kiss her.
:21:05
Not like that. This is supposed to be erotic.
:21:08
Use your tongue, for Christ's sake!
:21:10
How would Christ benefit from me
putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
:21:14
Do you want your money or not, Hung?!
:21:32
And cut. Stunt cock!
:21:34
- Stunt cock!!!
- Stunt cock!
:21:37
Hey, how are you doin'?
:21:41
Hey, how are you doin'?
:21:44
Hey, how are you doin'?
:21:47
I can't believe I'm doing this.
:21:49
- Hey. You know, you did a good job in there, man.
- Thank you.
:21:53
- Did you ever see that movie, Clash of the Titans?
- Oh wait, the Greek mythology play. Yeah, I've seen it.
:21:58
Yeah, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',...
:22:00
... but I think unicorns are kickass!
:22:12
What's that?
:22:13
Oh, uh, this is the Book of Mormon.
It's another testament of Jesus Christ.
:22:18
Oh.
:22:19
Is it any good?
:22:21
Okay, people, let's go.
:22:25
Action!
:22:29
"For the time is at hand that all men
shall reap a reward of their works."
:22:33
Eheheh, see, when the Mormons arrived
in Missouri, they needed to find jobs.
:22:37
But no one would hire them...
:22:38
They should have done double anal.
:22:40
Excuse me?
:22:41
Ah, you get to be my age,
you gotta do double anal...
:22:44
... or no one'll hire ya.
:22:45
Right. Um, see, people wouldn't hire
the Mormons because of their beliefs.
:22:50
Now, I'm the only one in town...
:22:52
... who'll do double anal and double
vaginal at the same time.
:22:56
You know, DVDA.
Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
:22:59
I see, um... I don't I don't think
you quite understand what I'm...