:29:04
I mean, it happened several years ago, but
I can remember it like it was just yeasterday.
:29:11
- Hey Dad?
- Mhm?
:29:13
I don't think I'm going to do hamster-style anymore.
:29:17
That's nice.
:29:27
And that's the way it went down, man.
:29:30
Shit. I can still smell that newspaper.
:29:38
You know, it does. It does feel better to get it out.
:29:44
Come on, I wanna show you something.
:29:49
By the time I finally got this ol' momma
to work, it had a lot of parts.
:29:54
The sucker got pretty heavy.
I could barely even lift it now.
:29:56
What is it?
:29:58
It's the Orgazmorator. I made it work.
:30:03
Golly, it's huge.
:30:04
Yeah. I could probably
make a compact version,...
:30:07
... but then I'd have
to use cold fusion...
:30:08
... instead of the fission
devices inside of it now.
:30:11
But then, if I could figure out
cold fusion, I'd be a millionaire!
:30:22
Want to give it a shot?
:30:24
How?
:30:26
Here.
:30:30
Stick your arm in this thing here.
:30:33
Grab hold of the handle
and it should power up.
:30:38
Calm down, dude! Calm down, it's okay.
It's just powering up. It's okay.
:30:43
You can actually hold that thing, huh?
:30:45
- It's... not that heavy.
- That's sweet.
:30:50
So now what?
:30:52
So now, I mean, it's... you know, I mean, it's like a gun.
I mean, you feel a little trigger on the handle there?
:30:57
This one?