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:08:00
- Maybe he wants to participate too.
- Yeah.

:08:03
Maybe he has a question.
:08:05
Yeah, maybe.
:08:07
Maybe he knows why we're cramped!
:08:12
Maybe Beany knows a lot more
than we give him credit for.

:08:15
Excuse me. Beany?
Which way is heaven?

:08:18
That's correct!
:08:20
That'll be enough, Hunter.
:08:21
Beany, how much taller
is Wilt Chamberlain than you?

:08:24
- Right.
:08:27
Hey, Beany! Beany!
Where's the ceiling?

:08:30
That's enough. Stop it.
:08:32
Where do the birds fly, Beany?
:08:34
How do you say hello to Hitler?
:08:36
Beany, how does Hitler say hello?
:08:41
How do you check
an elephant for a hernia?

:08:46
Who would win a staring contest?
Beany!

:08:49
Who... Who farted?
:08:51
Beany!
:08:53
- Who likes to masturbate?
- Yea!

:08:56
I do! I do!
:08:58
Hey, Beany, how does an
one-armed referee say "field goal"?

:09:02
Ha ha! Hey, Beany!
:09:03
Ciao, Beany!
Arigato, Beany!

:09:06
Bye, Beany.
:09:11
It was a really good session,
I thought.

:09:28
May I come in?
:09:31
If you bend your medial
collateral ligaments...

:09:34
and place one talus
in front of another...

:09:36
I don't see where
you'd have a problem.

:09:38
Of course, if there were a news story
covering this event...

:09:41
the headline might read:
"Small Brain Enters Room".

:09:47
The fingers.
What's the answer?

:09:49
Oh, you're another one of
those bright young fellows...

:09:52
who always know the right answer,
is that it?

:09:55
Welcome to real life.

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