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:21:04
Oh, you're nuts.
:21:06
A smile.
:21:08
Ten seconds.
Victory.

:21:11
There's more.
Come, my friend.

:21:15
- Howdy!
- Hi.

:21:17
See?
Response time is diminishing.

:21:19
Yesterday I made
12 random phone calls.

:21:21
I talked to one man named Dale for
three hours. He told me amazing things.

:21:24
But what does this all prove,
other than you're out of your mind?

:21:27
What's the difference between
a doctor and a scientist?

:21:30
And don't say salary.
:21:32
People. Hmm? We want to become doctors
because we want to help people.

:21:35
I want to be
a pediatrician.

:21:37
Okay, little people.
:21:39
The point is, we have to treat
the patient as well as the disease.

:21:43
That's why we have to dive into people,
wade into the sea of humanity, Truman.

:21:48
Ballroom seven,
right upstairs on your left.

:21:50
- You guys with
the meat packers convention?
- Yes, sir!

:21:54
Right up the stairs.
Ballroom seven.

:21:56
- Hey! Does a chicken have lips?
- You'll find out upstairs!

:21:59
Like a bulldog
on a pork chop!

:22:12
You know, in New Zealand
they found a whole new use for sheep.

:22:15
- What's that?
- Wool!

:22:18
You're funny!
You kill me! You kill me!

:22:21
- I love you!
- Oh, daddy!

:22:23
And you... I bet you've heard that too!
Come here! Ha ha!

:22:26
- "Herd" it? That's a goat joke!
- Ohh!

:22:38
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

:22:42
On your meat!
:22:44
Get set! Go!
:22:49
Ohh! Yeah!
:22:53
I won!
:22:58
Pork packers,
rump wrappers, bull shippers,


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