Patch Adams
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:33:01
I don't care what you think.
I care about my biology test.

:33:04
- Maybe I could help you.
I read the bio book.
- The whole book?

:33:07
Oh, yeah.
Now I'm on to Whitman.

:33:09
You can get Leaves of Grass
at the bookstore if you have
a 20% student l.D. card.

:33:12
- I don't want Walt Whitman.
- He wouldn't want you either.
He was a homosexual.

:33:15
But that's not relevant. What's relevant
is that he was a medical man.

:33:18
He was a nurse in the Civil War
and wrote great poetry.

:33:21
"Afoot and lighthearted,
I take to the open road..."

:33:23
Look, I'm not sure
if you've noticed this...

:33:26
but in a class of 163 students
there are eight women... eight.

:33:31
I've had to work really hard
to get here, and I'm gonna have
to work even harder to stay...

:33:35
and I'm not about to blow it
by wasting my time on your
flighty theories of goodness.

:33:38
I'm here to learn about medicine.
Period.

:33:42
Excuse me.
:33:45
I think somebody is
running away from something.

:33:48
Why can't it just be that
I'm running away from you?

:34:10
Hi.
:34:16
Very nice. Very nice.
:34:23
Do I look thin to you?
:34:25
'Cause I'm tryin' to lose
a little weight.

:34:28
Is this too much?
Have I gone too far?

:34:30
I got a boner.
:34:32
I am a boner.
:34:44
Donner, party of 50!
:34:46
Donner! Donner party! Over here!
:34:50
I don't know what's wrong here.
:34:52
I'm tryin' to light
the dials here, but, uh...

:34:56
bottom line is,
your TV's broken here.


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