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:54:00
You have made a complete mockery
out of our distinguished guests.

:54:03
If you think that I will further
tolerate your blatant disregard
of the bylaws of this...

:54:09
What are you smiling at?
:54:11
Is this all
a big joke to you?

:54:14
Get out of here!
:54:26
Blatant disregard for
school code and procedure.

:54:29
Defying direct orders
from a dean.

:54:31
And I am aware
of your creative efforts...

:54:34
to make sure our visiting gynecologists
feel right at home.

:54:37
- Now, what is it you'd
like me to do for you?
- I want to graduate, sir.

:54:41
Dean Walcott
thinks otherwise...

:54:43
but my grades
are way above par.

:54:45
I want to finish school
so I can become a doctor.

:54:48
Well, I'm gonna give this
to you real straight.

:54:51
I have a hospital and a medical school
to run here.

:54:54
I have to trust the people
in my employ...

:54:56
otherwise their quality of life
will turn to shit.

:54:59
Their life turns to shit,
my life turns to shit. Do you follow?

:55:02
- Yes.
- Good.

:55:04
Now, uh, Dean Walcott is a...
a pain in the ass...

:55:09
but I depend on him to keep me up to
speed on what's going on around here...

:55:13
and I would never take the word
of any student over his.

:55:17
However...
:55:19
I also have a source
that informs me that your antics...

:55:23
have improved the quality of life
for the patients.

:55:26
They don't complain as much,
they take less medication...

:55:29
and, uh, what's-his-name over in 305
has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse...

:55:32
in over a week.
:55:34
- It's Bill.
- Yeah, whatever.

:55:36
So, from now on you will not
enter that hospital...

:55:40
unless under the supervision of the
attendant, as part of the curriculum...

:55:43
and you will steer clear
of Dean Walcott.

:55:47
Yes, sir.
So I'm still in school?

:55:50
I wouldn't
send my laundry out...

:55:52
but, uh, you just
don't screw up, huh?


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