Pleasantville

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I asked George and Ralph here
to sketch out a few ideas...

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and I think they've done
a terrific job.

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If we can all agree to these,
we can take a vote...

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and I think we can start off
in the right direction.

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"One--all public disruption
and acts of vandalism...

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"are to cease immediately.

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"Two--all citizens
of Pleasantville...

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"are to treat each other...

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"in a courteous
and pleasant manner."

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"Courteous and pleasant manner."
That's not too bad.

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"Three--the area commonly known
as Lovers Lane...

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"as well as the Pleasantville
public library...

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"shall be closed
until further notice."

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"Four--the only permissible
recorded music...

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"shall be the following:

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"Johnny Mathis, Perry Como,
Jack Jones...

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"the marches
of John Philip Sousa...

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"or The Star-Spangled Banner.

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"In no event
shall any music be tolerated...

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"that is not of a temperate
or pleasant nature."

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"Five--there shall be
no public sale of umbrellas...

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"or preparation for
inclement weather of any kind."

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"Six--no bed frame
or mattress may be sold...

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"measuring
more than 38 inches wide."

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"Seven--the only permissible
paint colors..."

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"shall be black, white,
or gray...

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"despite the recent availability
of certain alternatives."

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"Eight--all elementary
and high school curriculum...

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"shall teach the non-changeist
view of history...

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"emphasizing continuity
over alteration."

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Wow.

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Hey...

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this thing still works.