Quest for Camelot

-Were we ever that young?
-Of course we were, you moron!

-l'm not a moron.
-Yes, you are.

No, l'm not!
With all that bickering,
l'm surprised you haven't fried each other.

We can't even simmer.
Yeah, you see, unlike most dragons,
he can't breathe fire or fly.

lt's sad, really.
Excusez-moi, Mr. Self-Denial,
but we can't breathe fire...

...or fly.
Only 'cause you're holding me back.
lf l didn't have you,
l could do a lot of things.

CORNWALL: [Singing]
''I'd be rocking with the dinos

''Swinging with the rhinos
''I'd re-dragonize this cave in a minute
'''Cornwall,' they would sing
'''Cause I would be the dragon king
''I would love this world without you in it
''If I didn't have you
''If you didn't have me
''If I didn't have you
''Well, how about if I didn't have you?
TOGETHER: ''Oh, what I could be
if there was only me

''Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you''
KAYLEY: Stop bickering
and get your act together.

DEVON: ''Act?''
Did someone say ''act''?
l can act.
[Singing] ''If only
''I had separate parts
''My career
''Would be the arts
''I'd be the star
''Of Camelot
''You'd be the half
that the whole world forgot

''If I didn't have you
''I should be so lucky
''If I didn't have you
''Oh, wait, you'd be dead
TOGETHER: ''Oh, what I could be
if there was only me

''Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you
''Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you''
Trapped, trapped.
Stuck here with you for 500 years.
Oh dear, it's learned to count.
lf you'd got me a good lawyer,
l would've split 400 years ago.

Now, listen here, pal,
l didn't come here to be insulted.

Where do you usually go?
DEVON: ''I'd be a fire-breathing lizard
CORNWALL: I'd be one high-flying wizard

DEVON: ''You'd be nothing without me
''You'd be extinct, you'd cease to be