Rushmore

1:25:14

- Did Max send you an invitation?
- Yeah. And he told me to wear a tie

1:25:20

- Congratulations, Max.
- Thanks you very much, Mrs. Yang

1:25:25

I wrote a different version of the play two years ago

1:25:29

- But I couldn't get it done over at Rushmore
- Oh, really? why?

1:25:33

- No. A kid got his finger blown off during rehearsals
- A very good evening to you, Fishers

1:25:38

Miss Cross, I'd like you to meet
my father, Bert Fischer. He's a barber

1:25:42

- This is my friend Rosemary Cross
- Hello, Rosemary

1:25:47

And, of course, you know Mr. Blume
I'd also like everyone to meet Mr. and Mrs. Yang
And this isMargaret

1:25:56

I'm surprised they let him build a real campfire onstage
It's clearly a safety hazard

1:26:00

- Last year he tried to raise piranhas
- Yeah, I know he did that
What'd you think, Mr. Littlejeans?

1:26:05

Best play ever, man

1:26:09

- I thought I was very realistic performancer
- Yeah? Fischer stepped on half of my bleedin' line

1:26:15

- I didn't notice
- How are Ronny and Donny doing in military school?

1:26:19

- They love it
- Lucky Bastards

1:26:22

- I understand you're a neurosurgeon
- No. I'm a barber. But a lot of people make that mistake

1:26:35

- You were incredible tonight, Margaret
You were that poor girl
- Thank you

1:26:40

- I loved it when you grabbed onto
the bottom of the chopper as it was taking off
- That was totallyimprovised

1:26:46

- Can I ask you a question?
- Of course
- Can you do an Australian accent?

1:26:51

I'm working on something that's set in the outback

1:26:53

I really feel like celebrating, you know

1:26:56

- Would you care to dance?
- Oh, yes. I'd love to