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What does that mean?
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Well, you don't just think
about their faces.
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You think about
something specific--
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something you've done
together.
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Well, when I think of home,
I think of something specific.
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I think of my hammock
in the backyard or...
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my wife pruning
the rose bushes
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in a pair of
my old work gloves.
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Well, this one night,
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two of my brothers came
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and woke me up in
the middle of the night,
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and they said they had
a surprise for me.
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So they took me to the barn,
up into the loft, and...
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there was
my oldest brother Dan...
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with Alice--
Alice Jardine.
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[Laughs]
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I mean...
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picture a girl who just
took a nose-dive
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from the ugly tree
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and hit every branch
coming down.
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[Laughs]
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And-- And Dan's
got her shirt off.
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So he's working
on this bra,
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and he's trying
to get it off,
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and all of a sudden,
Sean just screams out...
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"Danny, you're
a young man!
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Don't do it!"
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[Laughs]
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And so Alice Jardine
hears this,
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and she screams
and she jumps up
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and she tries to get
running out of the barn,
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but she's still got
this shirt over her head.
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She goes running
right into the wall
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and knocks herself out.
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So now Dan
is just so mad at us.
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He-- He starts
coming after us,
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but at the same time,
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Alice is over there
unconscious.
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He's got to wake her up.
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So he grabs her
by a leg,
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and he's dragging her.
2:00:35
At the same time,
he picks up a shovel,
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and he's going
after Sean.
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And Sean said, "What are you
trying to hit me for?
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I just did you a favor."
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And so this makes Dan
more angry.
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He tries to swing
this thing.
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He loses the shovel.
2:00:50
It goes out of his grasp
and hits a kerosene lantern.
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The thing explodes.
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The whole barn
almost goes up
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because of this thing.
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Uhh.