Simon Birch
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:05:00
In truth, we couldn't resist
picking him up.

:05:02
We thought it was a miracle
how little he weighed.

:05:04
Cut it out,
you assholes.

:05:07
Hey, no tickling.
:05:19
I'm warning you.
:05:22
Pass him to me!
:05:24
Simon Birch?
:05:26
Down!
:05:35
I never understood
Miss Leavey's reaction.

:05:37
Did she think Simon
climbed up there on his own?

:05:40
Or that leaving us alone with our
thoughts had so empowered us that...

:05:43
Simon was levitating up
to heaven?

:05:46
But Simon was no rat.
As vividly as any story in the Bible,

:05:50
Simon showed us what
a martyr was.

:05:53
Simon Birch
was the smallest delivery...

:05:56
every recorded in the history
of Gravestown Memorial Hospital.

:05:59
Okay, Mrs. Birch...
:06:01
the nurse is gonna give you
a shot here to help with the pain...

:06:03
- and then we'll get started.
- Okay.

:06:14
Gesundheit!
:06:15
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
- Doctor!

:06:27
Oh-Oh, dear.
:06:30
Oh.
:06:31
Simon's father owned
the Birch Granite Company.

:06:36
Mr. Birch was a big believer
in the rock.

:06:39
And just about everything
in their house was made from granite,

:06:42
including Mr. Birch.
:06:51
Eh...
:06:55
Excuse us, please. Excuse us.
:06:58
Excuse us, please.
Heh!


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