:08:00
And months
turned into years.
:08:03
Come on, we're late.
:08:05
No, you're late.
I'm just riding with you.
:08:12
The doctors proclaimed Simon a miracle.
:08:15
And he was quick to remind any of us
if we forgot.
:08:19
Not so fast. Slow down.
:08:22
- I'm a miracle, you know.
- Yeah. Yeah.
:08:25
But even miracles
can't go on forever.
:08:28
And although we never talked about it,
it was never far from our minds.
:08:32
Here they come,
:08:34
the Wenteworth bastard
and his granite mouse.
:08:36
Hey, Birch, nice
sidecar. What you use? A matchbox?
:08:42
Have a nice day.
:08:43
Goddamn kids got no respect
these days.
:08:49
It's another beautiful...
:08:51
autumn day friends,
and so sit back, relax...
:08:53
and so let "Big Daddy"
Dave Barton do the driving...
:08:56
as we cruise on down
the highway of hits here on WGV...
:08:59
the sound of Gravestown.
:09:01
Let's click on the turnstiles
of our wax files.
:09:04
This one goes out
to our Gravestown Tigers.
:09:11
Baseball is a lot
like life for a 12-year-old.
:09:14
You spent most of your time
waiting for the excitement to begin...
:09:17
only to discover later
that it's already past you by.
:09:20
Think out there, boys.
Okay? When you're out there, think!
:09:23
- I was just thinking.
- Yeah?
:09:27
- Last year we played
in the squirt league, right?
- Uh-huh.
:09:30
- And this year we're in the peewees.
- So?
:09:33
Do they want us
to play baseball or urinate?
:09:39
Anyway,
I was just thinking.
:09:42
My mom got pregnant
during her senior year at high school.
:09:46
The fact that she refused
to divulge my father's identity...
:09:49
- upgraded it to a full-fledged scandal.
- Hi, Joe!
:09:54
Hi, Miss Wenteworth.
:09:56
Hi, Simon.
:09:58
How's my little doll?