:08:06
Funny how nobody talks
on the tubes, isn't it?
:08:09
I rarely catch
the tube myself, or lifts.
:08:13
Confined spaces, everybody
shuts down. Why is that?
:08:16
Perhaps we think everybody on the tube
is a potential psychopath or a drunk,
:08:20
so we close down and pretend
to read a book or something.
:08:24
Look, I don't think you're a psychopath,
I just want to read my book.
:08:27
I understand. I apologise.
:08:30
I'm in a little bit of a good mood today
as a matter of fact, so I'll just...
:08:34
Sorry.
:08:37
Have we met before?
No, no. Honestly.
:08:40
- You seem familiar.
- I don't think so.
:08:44
Yes. Yes, you were in the lift just now.
You dropped your earring, I picked it up.
:08:49
- Oh, yes. You did. Thank you.
- Pleasure.
:08:53
- Do you work there?
- I did do, but I've just been fired, OK?
:08:58
Oh, that's...
:09:00
- That's horrible. I'm sorry.
- It's OK. You didn't do it.
:09:04
Thank you for your concern.
I'm glad you're in a good mood, et cetera.
:09:08
Thank you for picking up my earring,
but I just want to read my book.
:09:24
I get off at this stop.
:09:25
I'm only telling you in case
you get off at this stop, too,
:09:28
and you get off before me,
and you think I'm following you.
:09:31
Which I'm not.
I mean, I wouldn't. You know?
:09:35
I really didn't mean any offence. Please
forgive me. I'm really not a nutcase.
:09:40
I apologise.
:09:48
Excuse me.
:09:50
I'm sorry.
:09:51
I'm sure you're not a nutcase
or a psycho or anything,
:09:54
it's just that I'm not...
I'm not that good at, um...
:09:58
- you know...
- Constructing sentences?