:59:00
- What was that?
- I don't know.
:59:02
The people next door are plainly
engaged in some bizarre sexual ritual.
:59:06
I may pop in later and introduce myself.
What were you saying?
:59:10
Anyway, I don't normally faint,
so I was a little curious.
:59:16
Oh! Oh!
:59:19
Ow! Oh, sh...
:59:22
I stubbed my foot on the side
of the shagging bath. Oh!
:59:26
- God, sounds horrific.
- I know. Shh!
:59:30
Anyway...
:59:33
Listen, there's the landlady. She keeps
bringing corned beef sandwiches.
:59:38
Look, I'll phone you back when
World War XII has stopped for tea.
:59:45
So I did a test and it turns out
that I'm pregnant.
:59:50
I just thought
you might like to know.
:59:55
Have you gone completely insane?
What are you trying to do?
:59:59
What do you mean what am I trying
to do? I think I broke my toe.
1:00:02
Lydia, I'm on the pissing phone
to Helen, for goodness sake!
1:00:07
In case you've forgotten,
she doesn't know you're here.
1:00:10
She thinks I'm on a research trip...
alone, remember?
1:00:14
I remember.
1:00:16
Don't worry, I remember.
It's pretty hard to forget.
1:00:19
So what are you trying to do, huh?
1:00:22
Coming in here screeching
the place down while I'm on the phone.
1:00:26
Don't you know, Gerry? Don't you know
what I am trying to do?
1:00:33
I am trying
to be your girlfriend, Gerry!
1:00:36
I am trying to win you back!
It's fairly simple.
1:00:40
I am standing on the platform
at Limbo Central
1:00:45
with my heart and soul
packed in my suitcase
1:00:48
waiting for the Gerry
fucking express
1:00:50
to roll in and tell me
that my ticket is still valid!
1:00:53
That I may reboard the train!
1:00:55
Only the station announcer
keeps coming on
1:00:59
and telling me
that my train has been delayed!