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long recognized
as the worldwide leader...
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in high tech weaponry,
is now reaching even higher.
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Under the leadership
of C.E.O. Gil Mars,
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Globotech engineers
are blazing the trail...
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into tomorrow's
most exciting market sector,
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introducing advanced
battlefield technology...
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into consumer products
for the whole family.
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For the first time,
you and yours will enjoy...
:01:21
the same high- quality standards
as demanded...
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by the U.S. Defense Department
at private sector prices.
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Globotech... turning swords
into plowshares for you and your family.
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He's here.
He's early.
:01:58
He's not supposed
to be here yet.
:02:00
He said...
Okay.
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Slamfist Ocula.
Good. Check.
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- [ Squeaks ]
- [ Whispering ] Chickens.
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- Hey.
- Hey. Let me help you with these.
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Pretty exciting,
huh ?
:02:12
I don't know. I think it kinda...
It's kinda sad. I mean...
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You know, Heartland Toys
has a long tradition...
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of bringing joy
to kids, you know ?
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Gil Mars isn't going
to care about any of that.
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He's just going
to care about profits.
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- I think it sucks.
- Welcome to Earth, Irwin.
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You may not be familiar
with our customs,
:02:27
but this is pretty much the way
things work down here in the real world.
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Yeah, well,
the real world sucks.
:02:31
It does have its perks.
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Gentlemen.
I'm Ms. Kegel,
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executive assistant
to Mr. Mars.
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Hello.
:02:41
Let me be the first to welcome you
to the Globotech family.
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- Okay.
- Just as he's done with his computer,
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electronics,
telecommunications, munitions,
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chemical and food divisions,
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Mr. Mars intends to bring
his own personal touch
to Heartland Play Systems.
:02:54
Oh.
Well, that's good.
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[ Sighs ]
Okay.
:02:59
All right.
Uh...